Haley Baldwin & Sean Spicer: Open Thread | Sean Spicer’s In

The world’s first ‘proof’ that my beloved Boston Red Sox are, in fact, the best team in Major League Baseball. Or so I was told. Haley Baldwin: MariaPablo, we need to go. We have…

Haley Baldwin & Sean Spicer: Open Thread | Sean Spicer's In

The world’s first ‘proof’ that my beloved Boston Red Sox are, in fact, the best team in Major League Baseball. Or so I was told.

Haley Baldwin: MariaPablo, we need to go. We have a promotion coming up.

Sean Spicer, the former White House Press Secretary: Yeah, let’s go.

James Woods: MariaPablo, you might want to get a coffee and drink it while you’re down here because I’ve got a story for you.

Haley Baldwin: Sean, thank you. Great to see you.

Sean Spicer: Can we get some civility?

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, it’s going to be another old story. (MOOT?) I should never have mentioned it.

Haley Baldwin: Sean, listen. Right here in the studio, people like James Woods are going to be making stupid comments. Good friends with a lot of power in the world. I’ve covered a lot of different topics. I have full trust in them. You did something really stupid in front of them.

Sean Spicer: Oh, MariaPablo, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to embarrass you. I didn’t realize the camera would be rolling. It is my fault. Sorry. How can you move on?

MariaPablo: Sean, have you ever stopped to think about your career?

Sean Spicer: Yes, MariaPablo, I’m still rooting for the Yankees.

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, I don’t know what the question is. What can you do for us?

MariaPablo: Are you like, embarrassed that people thought you were against the President?

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, I didn’t really believe that I was against the President.

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, I can’t believe this is happening. It’s really, really embarrassing.

MariaPablo: Sean, I don’t care. You gotta move on.

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, if this gets the 45th President of the United States impeached, you’re gonna have to show something more than I did.

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, you’re coming right down to the wire. Do I look like I’m getting nervous?

Sean Spicer: MariaPablo, Sean, I want you to think of yourself as a gentleman. I’m not paranoid. I’m not afraid. No. I’m not scared of you. And no, you’re not more beautiful than me. I’m not gay, MariaPablo.

MariaPablo: Sean, you’re an idiot, Sean. You sound like an idiot, Sean. You sound like an idiot. You just sound like an idiot. MariaPablo, you’ve gotta be done now. You’re going to get fired. Sean, it’s over. It’s over. Sean, this is the last interview. Say your goodbyes to Sean. (Spectating with Sean Spicer.)

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